Sunday, May 27, 2007
ankit unleashed
the only thing entertaining i find now is dragon ball-z. although they are the same old episodes but probably my probability to predict to what is next, where probability is 1, is what makes is entertaining. anyways one more funny thing is akshay's poem's although i just read 2-3 but man this guy is seriously in love.. but forget it.. i don't have time for all this crap now...
Friday, May 25, 2007
destiny decided
the world says its like being crazy but now it's true..i know it's impossible but i will achieve it..
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Friday, May 11, 2007
i don;t wanna be old, ,,........
until divine me anything i want.."
-----
i need a place, where lonely angels sing u asleep,,,,
i need a place,, where i can made my bed,,,
bec'z now the moon is spinning,,,,
the day is beginning...
-------
someday i'll be someone,, that was me some years ago,,,i'll be someone this year,, that was me an year ago.. and i wish to be some one,,that is me all alone...
the world is how u see it, sometimes u start liking what you should hate and sometimes u start facing what u should avoid..but today i feel as if i am back to what i was years ago..i person who has discovered little abt himself.. a person who is rising above to form his new rules,,mesmerized with thoughts,, uneasy on making decisions,,,but truly unimaginable and truly ANKIT...
Monday, March 19, 2007
the famous nursery pic!!
debating competition
Sunday, March 18, 2007
china--wo aiee niii!!!!!!
Day1- I did all the packing in a rush and to do this packing I did shopping for abt 3-4 hours that’s more than the last record I had. Finally I reach home and then see what I need to search abt, I give a call to aanya and try to find out what all we are left to research about…..
It’s late night and I am running to the airport, my whole family is assiting me to the airport,, mind u it was not to say bbye to me but they had to go to a party after that. This party was of my my nephew whom I didn’t even know about till the day before his party.. so I was glad that I was not going to his party…
I reach the airport and see aanya in her usual bonny skull and clothes.. hemantika and shubhi soo find us,, and for the first time in my life I find bopu running. Not because she had lost something but she had forgotten to say good bye to her husband(now that’s love!!)
So finally we enter the airport and find mr.vipul waiting like a raped victim in one corner of the airport trying to find a policeman to register his complaint. Anyways I got my unlucky bag packed bec’z my father had warned me abt the bag and asked me to get packed in the special plastic.
But anyways lets go a bit faster,, this story is going to slow,, me and aanya banged their heads together trying to figure out how to save Sundan’s ass. We came up with brilliant points but it was soon to be found out that all that effort was useless.
I’m skipping the Bangkok airport part bec’z while going we had no majpr fun at that airport..
We then reach china and are greeted by this head of hindi department “anurag”(ya this chinni had a hindi name),although the Chinese chick was hot but I never got a chance to ask her name. So we reach the hotel and are greeted in the same way in which a foreigner would be greeted if he goes to chandni chowk. So we forget all the crap and go to our rooms,,aanya and me work till late night trying to give the last minute touches.
Day2—we reach the hall early and for the first time in the history of ankit srivastava’s life he attends an opening ceremony. The crappy opening ceremony is so sucky that I move out and me and aanya decide to go and see our room. We go in the room and find ourselves without a placard, but we had sit in the last sit, which was kind of expected bec’z we were observers. The conference starts and we are amazed by the way these people get their personal cards printed, although we failed to understand even one of them as all of them were in Chinese, but we just show some diplomatic behavior and accept them with a smile. The meeting starts and we soon find out that these guys don’t like to talk much in the room,, they just lllllooooooveeeeeee un-moderated caucuses. But who cares,bec’z we were creating stuff like hell. I even forced U.K. to write a draft paper even though sudan is not allowed to do so.
Anyways lets end the crap part, from the conference we are taken to this traditional Chinese place to have dinner and the food was yukkkkkyy.
Chinese don’t know how to cook food.
So lets get down to the night part which is the most interesting one, we reach back to the hotel and tell it plainly to bopu to not expect much as the delegates didn’t like us. But here’s the good part then we talk abt girl and guy stuff, now please don’t ask me what I’m trying to say bec’z it’s impossible to explain. But then the pillow fight was amazing I just loved it, hope we fight again like that guys(bhushoom bhushoom,u 2 week,u mastu……… bastard…..u making out with madh……,,,,bla blaaaa)
And then there’s a knock on the door and guess who’s it?-oh it’s bopu..
And then all me and vipul heard after that was bop laughing..but then we slept.
Day3--- cont….
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Back again!!!
"life is like a box of chocolates, u never know whats inside it!!"
this week i was confused with ques. which i thought that i had dealt with a long time ago.i thought that the desicion which i had taken was right and was not going to deviate from it.but its the path which i have taken makes me re-think abt it.i lacked whats known as concentration during these exams. it's a focussed mind which i didn't have.people say that u get opportunites when u least expect them and that's exactly what happened with me.i grabbed these oppotunites when got them but a win in them is what deviated me from my real and more important goal"getting marks".it's in-mun what i'm talking abt.
although things happen when u least expect them to happen but which life gives u at each turning point is what was difficult to get away with.last night i was awake till 5:00 in the morning(it's just that i had slept a lot in the evening) and was wondering where i will be after 2 year's. i had always known that i was different.. i was born to do different things.. i was born to influence people...i was born to make it big..
but yesterday i thought wheather i was going to live a life which i had always dreamt of or would just be a simple man whose exsistence does not effect the world.
but now i have decided it, i will face the bumpers which are haunting my life and this time with greater force and energy.i know i had not given my THE BEst in these exams, therefore feb. is what i should prepare myself for. i know that getting into stanford in the computer engineering course is my dream and acheiving is what i should work towards.i know that life wouldn't give me second chance and my failure is what i'm going to regret for the reat of my life.so now i will fight back with greater force and energy and try to concentrate of what i have choosen for.i hope that my matrix dream is what i'm able to live upto.....
ankit
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Google Hacking
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Sneaking on your neighbour
The trick which i am about to tell u will allow u too see the address of the site which your neighbour is viewing at that moment, also the user i.d. and computer name or the service being used by him, but it works only in a range of 1.5-2 k.m. ie.all your neighbour’s within a radius of 1.5-2k.m. will be a victim to this. It will only work if your neighbour and u have a sify broadband connection. Please do not hesitate to use this trick as sify already knows about this trick but they do not wish to correct it.
1) Download any packet analyzer from the internet. As u all know that when you connect to the internet, information is transferred in the form of data packets. Therefore this packet analyzer will capture useful packets and display it to you.
I recommend that u download ethereal from the following link:
http://www.ethereal.com/download.html
2) Now the basic principle on which sify broadband works is that a local server and a router are installed after every 2 k.m. these routers distribute the connection to at least 20 users of the same neighbourhood and all these routers are together connected to the local server.
So, now the basic problem in such a network is that data being exchanged can be captured by any p.c. in the network.
3) So now, just connect to internet using sify and open the packet analyzer (I am going to be using ethereal over here), click on the button on the left side which says capture data packets. Select u’r network and say capture.
4) Now just leave it on for a few minutes and then click stop.
I will like to show you the output which I had got

4) I would like to tell u that my sify i.p. was 10.19.48.46. Now if u look closely at the output I have got, u will notice that it has captured all data packets which are being sent to the local server. To get the data which is in the data packet just click on it and look into the white space in the bottom.
In order to give u a clear picture I will just discuss the data packets which I have captured:-
1) HOST ANNOUCEMENT PRASANJI -016573
This tells u that the user with the user i.d.-prasanji has just logged into the network. The data of this packet is something which I will discuss in the next post.
2) STANDARD QUERY PTR-BITTORRENT
if u see the contents of the data packet then u will see that the user-shrisai with an i.p.-10.19.48.102 is using bittorrent to download something.
3) ALL THOSE DATA PACKETS WITH A PROTOCOL( it’s a column in the arrangement ) AS DNS
The simple analysis of these data packets will tell u the site which the other user is viewing. For eg. On clicking a data packet and then looking in the white column gives me the following output
000 00 c0 69 0c 23 84 00 05 6b 00 0e a9 08 00 45 00 ..i.#... k.....E.
0010 00 3e 01 f5 00 00 80 11 26 b7 0a 13 30 2e ca 90 .>...... &...0...
0020 0d 32 04 14 00 35 00 2a 0d e0 49 43 01 00 00 01 .2...5.* ..IC....
0030 00 00 00 00 00 00 03 77 77 77 06 67 6f 6f 67 6c .......w ww.googl
0040 65 02 63 6f 02 69 6e 00 00 1c 00 01 e.co.in. ....
this simply tells me that the user has opened google.co.in. The userid of this peson would be visible in the info column.
If any one of u have any doubts about this post then please send me a mail at cool_ank3@yahoo.com..
My next post would be about using free sify broadband but would only be posted on next Sunday and ya by the way this just tells us how weak sify is in the matters of security. So If any one of u are using sify broadband then please throw it away.
Ankit srivastava
Thursday, January 19, 2006
first of alll check out the new songs!!!
well people the pre-boards are over and the funny part is i still don't know what to do. so what did i do in the pre- boOOOrds?? Plz don't ask that question..
chalo fir bhi to end ur anxiety i'll tell u about it.
starting with s.s.t- maine n"oe"(9 days) pehle course start kiya aur raat ke 3:00a.m of the exam day mera course khatam hua. And ofcourse i forgot to mention " i broke my glasses just an hour before the exam" + i don't keep a extra one. so u can imagine that i was partially blind and sleeping in the paper. but the fuc... part is ISHAAN(KUta,sal..) gets to miss even the s.s.t pre-board's com'mon imagine a blind person giving the exam and a fuc... person like ishaan not giving it. thats not fair!!
english-i don't need to tell u abt this.
maths- FlOP SHOW!!!! FlOP SHOW!!!! i """JUST"""" left 17 marks, not much. so u can imagine how much marks i would be imagining abt...
sanskrit--"Dubti HUI NAv ko Dherya HI BAchata hai(sans)""" thats the one liner. well so sanskrit is the only subject where i can expect to get some marks!!
Science-- "better than before" thats how'll i define it this time..
well, chalo ye to hui meri pre-board's ke bat and now probably when u reach home u expect sympathy from ur parents. but my mom just gave me the biggest shock, my cousin brother had just got a "88%" in his pre-boards .. what a rip off!! so u can imagine that the cousin to cousin thingy makes the parents blood boil..( i just don't get the logic behind this)
And then when try to get relaxed and start opening sites then u find that rohit has posted his report card on nonstop. my advice to Rohit "STOP SHOWING OFF!!!" .
well so even more depressing was that when i call up my friends i get an answere that they are studying for FITJEE( fat jeee) entrance exam. oh my god!! thats the worse thing i could have ever done in my life.
well some people (like abhi.) would be thinking that i am going mad with all the study thingy but i'll like to tell u that this is what happens after the pre board shock....
And now u guys might be thinking that why did i keep the name of the post as the "finishing line" then i'll just leave it up to u to think..
and by the way i sent invitations to all of u for serialsank3 as ank3 but very people failed to realise that it was me!!! so those who want to be members of serials ank3 just sent me a mail.
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Well people this post is dedicated to someone whom almost everyone believes in except for me. I believe that god is no more than a virtual creation of an object by man which does not exist. Well forget about my believing’s and let’s come to the point. People like nishika and n.dhat……(long name ) believe that in god, no perverted things exist . Well let me provide light to there blind and dark faith on god. In short these are the facts which tell u about the things which u have been worshipping for year's without even knowing what it is.
Each fact stated here has its source of proof along with it.
First let me start of with Ram and Sita the divine god
RAM AND SITA
MANY WIVES TO God RAMA!!!!!
Mr. C.R. Sreenivasa Iyengar's translation of Valmiki Ramayana says:
1.Though Rama had married Sita to be the queen, he married many other
wives for sexual pleasure in accordance with the royal customs (Ayothia
Kandam 8.. Chapter, Page 28). The term Rama's wives has been used
many places in Ramayana.
HOW God RAMA BROKE THE BOW?
The bow that was broken by Rama was Sita's. This bow was already a
broken one. (Refer Abidhana Chintamani Paged
157,331,57l,663,894,1151,1173 and 1494).
24. This is supported by various Ramayanas and Prasumm
HOW God RAMA ENJOYED?
God Rama narrated his own brother (Lakshman) how he enjoyed his wife
Sita (Kisikinda kandam . Chapter 1 Pages 2,4,5,6 & 7). (For deeney.s
sake, we didn.t elaborate these chapters).
GOD RAMA SUSPECTED SITA!
God Rama asked Sita.How could Ravana have left you (during these 12
years) without being seduced?
Sita replied. .True! But what could 1 do? i am only a weaker sex. My body
was in RAVANA's possession. I did not do anything wrong WILLINGLY.
However, mentally I was with you. It was only divine will. But she did not
assert herself that .Ravana has not seduced me.. (Uttara Kandam, Chapter
118).
GOD RAMA ABANDONED SITA!
Seeing her pregnancy Rama.s doubt increased. Rama asked her to
plunge herself into the fire and come out to prove her chastity. Even
though Sita had under gone this trial prescribed by Rama, yet Rama
found out Sita.s pregnancy. Rama took shelter under the charge made by
the citizen and ordered his brother Lakshman to take Sita to the forest
and leave her there. Then Sita showing her abdomen to Lakshmana said,
.See my stomach! My pregnancy is four months old. (Uttara Kandam,
Chapter 118)
SITAS RESPECT TO God RAMA!!!
1.Sita told Rama You are no better than a woman monger who lets his wife
for hire and makes his livelihood. You want to be profited by my
PROSTITUTION.. Sita also told Rama .You lack impotence manners and
charm.. .She called her husband a simpleton..
Sita having scented that Rama was always suspicious of her conduct
exclaimed .Rama! You are my savior! In none but yourself I repose my
love. This many a time I swear by you; yet you do not believe me!
Rama said I tested you. (6,7,8,9,10 & 11 Ayothia Kandam, Chapter 30).
2.Rama having in mind her pompousness and fragility of mind directed her
that she should strip off all her ornaments if she were to accompany him
the forest. Sita did accordingly but again she put on some other jewels
without the knowledge of Rama (Ayothia Kanda, Chapter 30)
3. Kausalya who was noticing this advised Sita to behave like a bobble and
virtuous lady. Do not disregarded your husband's worth.. Sita insolently
replied to her mother-in-law, .I know all this.. Yet she did not remove
her jewels (Ayothia Kandarn, Chapter 37).
4. She prayed to the river while crossing it ..Oh! River! If I return safely to
ayothia I will offer you a thousand cows and a thousand pots of toddy..
(Ayothia Kandam, Chapter 52).
5. Whenever Rama was languishing in the disappearance of Sita, Lakshmana
casually remarked. .Why do you bother yourself for an ordinary woman?.
(Aranya Kandam Chapter 66).
6. Lakshxnana expressed that Sita was a woman of questionable character.
(Aranya Kandani, Chapter 18).
7. When Lakshmana expressed that Sita was a woman of questionable
character. (Aranya Kandam, Chapter 18).
8. As soon as Sita stepped into Ravana's palace her love towards Ravana
grew more (AranyaKandam, Chapter 54).
9. When at length Rama asked Sita to swear, she declined and died. (lttara
kandam, Chapter 97).
10. Kukuvavthy, sister-in-law of Rama said to him .Oh! Elder! How you love
Sita more than you love yourself. Come with me and see what really is in
your lovely wife.s heart. Still she could not forget that fellow Ravana.
Drawings picture of Ravana on a hand-fan and pressing it closely to her
breast. She is lying on your bed with eyes closed thinking on and
rejoicing at Ravana.s glories. Rama sighed and went out to Sita.s
apartment. She was found sleeping pressing her breast the hand-fan in
which Ravana.s picture was drawn. This is found in pages 199, 200 of
Bangali Ramayana written by Mrs. Chandravathi. Also Sita was caught red
handed by Rama that she had drawn the picture of Ravana
Lord Shiva
The god who is believed to be as a destructor is actually the god of fertility of Hindu mythology. The facts which I found about him are shocking and beleive me you’ll also fell that shock.
LINGAM & YONI
Do you know what is Lingam? Better see the Oxford Dictionary.
There are so many Lingam, viz siva Lingam, Rama Lingam, etc. (Lingam means male
sexual organ-penis). In Hinduism people can worship everything. Also they pour over
the God.s lingam milk, ghee and Panchamirtham etc. Even people name their children
as Siva Lingam (God Siva.s sexual organ), Rama Lingam (God Rama.s sexual organ)
and so on.
Also do you know what is Yoni? Oxford dictionary offers no meaning, but Webster
dictionary has,. (Yoni means female sexual organ)
Thiruvalangadu, north of Madras, is associated with the dance contest between Shiva and his consort in the form of Kali. According to legend, Shiva danced vigorously, and to subdue Kali, threw up his leg in the rhythm of the dance. Being a lady, Kali could not repeat this feat and stood dismayed. This dance and the subjugation of Kali, are described in the hymns of the female saint-poet Karaikkal Ammai.